Here's to finding a good man...

So the summer is almost here! I only have one more final and a paper and then it will be summer time!! I have no job yet but I have seriously applied to twenty places in every city I can think of. Hopefully something will come up soon or else I'll be workin' it at Wal-Mart! (If they hire me!)

Ok well my roomies and I have decided it's the summer to get gutsy (well they have, I'm not so up for it!) We have our theme song and everything (hence the title.) It goes a little something like this:

We got a bucket of Corona.
Enough stories to last all night;
about the trials and tribulations,
of finding mister right.
and finding a good man.

here's to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters.
to the mama's boys who can't take a stand.
here's to the superficial players,
the love you too soon sayers.
if you hear me girls raise your hand.
lets have a toast, here's to finding a good man.

blind dates and horror stories.
pushy guys and fast movers.
let's dedicate this girls night out,
to big talkers, bad losers.
it's so hard finding a good man.

julie i know you want perfection.
angie you want a listener.
lisa your list is getting long.
girls you know me, i just want a good kisser.

here's to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters.
to the mama's boys who can't take a stand.
to the superficial players,
the i love you too soon sayers.
if you hear me girls raise your hands.
lets have a toast, here's to finding a good man!

Let's keep our fingers crossed that we all can find a good man!!



Ok now onto my weekend back home. I went home for mother's day and ended up going out both nights...sorry mom! Friday night was fun, I went with a couple friends to a bar where there was karaokee going. I love how people think they get better singing as they drink more. So it was all good till I got hit on by a guy who was like 60. His pick up line: "I just want to stand close to you. Don't worry I don't bite, I just nibble. You know why I nibble, it lasts longer!" When I heard this, I made the eyes to my friends that it was time to go!! Yucky, that's all I got to say.
Then Saturday night, all the girls were home or something but it was me and eight guys that went out. We went to the town over to mix it up a little bit and go to that bar. It was really fun hanging out with all them until this 35 year old guy hit on me. Now I know that's not that old, but come on! I'm 21!! So he starts talking to me by telling me about his DAUGHTER who is 10. yeah, that's a pick up line! He kept after me the whole night...then it didn't help when my friend Shane told him that I do porn!! Yeah, so all the guys go, "yeah she is in all these movies but she doesn't want to talk about it cause she doesn't know if people think that's gross." Needless to say, he didn't think it was gross! But after he finally backed off when the guys started protecting me again (thank God!) it was all good!

I would just like to know what vibe I send out that attracts the "winners"? Why can't a decent guy that's 21-30 come and talk to me and actually be nice?! I guess it's kind of a contradiction to look for that in a bar, huh?